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Everything is hunky dory
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The preacher didn't shake my hand
  3% (17)
I almost drowned during my baptism
  1% (8)
They will let anyone sing specials...
  10% (47)
The preacher is preaching to me
  6% (27)
Music is always rock-n-roll and loud
  3% (17)
No one ever calls me when I'm out
  10% (44)
It's too cold in there
  8% (37)
All the mixed perfume smells drive me crazy
  7% (32)
Don't click here
  33% (144)


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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 2:20:29 PM   
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Well, we used to have a guy who "whistled" worship songs. My sister and I used to burst out laughing every time he started up! He really thought he was good too...all those warbles and trills! I don't know...but I guess he got something out of it!


Not as funny as when a man with a very thick accent (like the guy from waterboy, the one who always yells "you can do it") says HAL LAY LOOOOO YA all the time. It was cute but very funny too when you are in a giggly mood!!!!


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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 2:30:29 PM   
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I love it when the preacher is doing his thang and someone coughs a little. Next thing you know 40 people are hacking and then someone has to one up someone else and get a hanky and honk their nose off and then start harking and by this time I'm gaggin and laughing at the same time.
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 2:48:59 PM   
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I recently visited a church in Texas. When they announced that the associate pastor was going to preach, there was a ripple of positive comments that went around the sanctuary. It was nice.


I'm sorry! This is sweet and all but this thread is only for whining.

You're looking for the Christian "It's all GOOD" thread which doesn't exist yet because I'm waiting for one more real good whine up in here.


Walker! Little do you know... I'm a world class whiner! I've been cooling my heels, trying to be polite.

I'm with all the "too much AC crowd". Other petty whines... the children won't stop poking each other, the choir is too quiet, we aren't allowed to wear cologne... I better stop before I get carried away.

I have one really serious whine, and that is about pastors who stop reading the bible, are having affairs, are bullies, and/or are into pornography. In other words, when someone's a jerk, they need to step down from the pulpit.
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 2:53:10 PM   
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It sucks so much when you try to hold in laughter!


Now I have a new whine. I don't feel I can use the "s" word, and it is sooooo expressive!
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 2:56:32 PM   
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It sucks so much when you try to hold in laughter!


Now I have a new whine. I don't feel I can use the "s" word, and it is sooooo expressive!


oh I thought she said she had to suck in a lot of air to keep from laughing.
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 3:01:02 PM  2 votes
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Ok...I waited 4 pages....I can't hold this in anymore.

It really bubbles my undies when you hear more about the "strategy" or "casting vision" at church than you actually here solid teaching from the Word of God. It seems that the Word is something they use just to support the "vision" or "strategy" that they think is what the church needs.

I agree that we need to be focused on "how" we can reach the lost, but it shouldn't replace good, old-fashion spiritual food.

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 3:05:07 PM   
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Ok...I waited 4 pages....I can't hold this in anymore.

It really bubbles my undies when you hear more about the "strategy" or "casting vision" at church than you actually here solid teaching from the Word of God. It seems that the Word is something they use just to support the "vision" or "strategy" that they think is what the church needs.

I agree that we need to be focused on "how" we can reach the lost, but it shouldn't replace good, old-fashion spiritual food.

Blessings.


It's not fair that Fil can find such 'creative' phrases in expressing his sentiments and I can't!!!!!

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 3:24:06 PM   
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bubbles my undies


I am scared to find out what that REALLY means lol !!!!


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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 3:25:32 PM   
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It sucks so much when you try to hold in laughter!


Now I have a new whine. I don't feel I can use the "s" word, and it is sooooo expressive!


oh I thought she said she had to suck in a lot of air to keep from laughing.



Yeah.......that's what I meant......lalala...

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 3:27:47 PM   
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bubbles my undies


My swim trunks do this a lot when I swim...wonder why?

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when you hear more about the "strategy" or "casting vision" at church than you actually here solid teaching from the Word of God. It seems that the Word is something they use just to support the "vision" or "strategy" that they think is what the church needs.


Ok...this is a good whine!
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 3:30:19 PM   
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Shall he get an award??

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 3:32:40 PM   
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Thanks for the kudos...

My wife and I sit around and try to come up with unusual ways to express something. It is quite a blast. I would recommend it for a fun night in.


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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 3:36:20 PM   
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Walker! Little do you know... I'm a world class whiner! I've been cooling my heels, trying to be polite.


But this is THE WHINERS THREAD for crying out loud.

So...git er done!
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 3:43:02 PM   
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It really bubbles my undies when you hear more about the "strategy" or "casting vision" at church than you actually here solid teaching from the Word of God.


Oh my gosh! I know what you mean!!!

What about the little old ladies who open their peppermint candies during prayer? LOL!!!!!! I think that is so funny!!!
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 3:43:50 PM   
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My wife and I sit around and try to come up with unusual ways to express something. It is quite a blast. I would recommend it for a fun night in.


My husband and I do this too! We always end up laughing like crazy and looking so confused.

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 3:46:09 PM   
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What about the little old ladies who open their peppermint candies during prayer? LOL!!!!!! I think that is so funny!!!


I'm old?? LOL!!

Just kidding, whenever I need gum I always make sure I get it when it is really loud during worship.

I sometimes get annoyed if a baby is sitting behind me pulling my hair with their sticky fingers and the mom does nothing about it. It's not the babies fault though. If I was a baby I would do the same!


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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 3:47:36 PM   
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Ha! I've been going to a church to help temporarily with music and I'll have to say that it really hurts me (my ears) to hear tone deaf folks who are allowed to sing specials. I had a tear rolling down my face recently and it was not because I was moved with awe or compassion but with pain. It's 2 or 3 minutes of absolute agony! I know that they were making a joyful noise unto the Lord but couldn't they do this in shower instead?


I go to a big church where you have to addition in order to sing in the choir and on the praise teams. The church is very big. I love music and love to praise God, but I would not be doing anyone a favor by being in the choir or on the praise team.


Mercifully, so did I. You didn't have to audition to join the choir, but you did if you wanted to sing any solos. I tried out for a solo in the Christmas pageant one year but didn't get it. Back then I was miffed, but now I think it was a blessing for the congregation.


I can't really complain about AC, since I'm from Texas and we need that blasted thing most of the year. I will whine about the parking, however. My church began as a small one, so it grew too big for its britches too fast in terms of parking. They did build some extra lots but one of them was across the street. Even with that one, though, if you didn't come early you were out of luck.

Here's something else I'll whine about. It's when too few people have to do everything at a church. I've actually seen this at several churches. Once it grows bigger, most people are content to just warm the pews and the same core people end up running all the programs.

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 4:02:16 PM   
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Once it grows bigger, most people are content to just warm the pews and the same core people end up running all the programs.


Absolutely!

btw...which program are you doing? hehe!
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 4:09:01 PM   
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NO offense to anyone here...

GUM in church!!! Especially children...

Our maintenence man is not a believer and before an event they cleaned all of the chairs (300) and they found a total of 2 chairs that did not have gum on the bottom. Not an especially effective witness about the value we place on things in the house of God...

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 4:11:29 PM   
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Keep gum in the mouth not under the seats!! That is very gross. I hate touching old icky gum

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 4:14:20 PM   
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I hate touching old icky gum


Some of it still has a little sweet left to it...
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 4:16:36 PM   
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I hate touching old icky gum


Some of it still has a little sweet left to it...


Would you like my gum? It is just partially chewed.

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 4:21:08 PM   
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Would you like my gum? It is just partially chewed.


Are you crazy! When you stick it under the pew the germs drop off.

...but you probably have clean germs.
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 4:31:08 PM   
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All girls have clean germs and they smell like roses and do not sweat but glow and so on and so forth blahblahblah!

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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 10/6/2005 4:34:37 PM   
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I don't have germs....had 'em taken out with my tonsils. I got a group discount and couldn't pass it up.!!

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