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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/14/2009 5:25:05 PM   
Liv4Him06


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*Poof*

You and your DH are recreating memories of your first honeymoon .... it's a wonderful day and you both decide you'd like to purchase some strawberries and chocolates when all of a sudden your DH realizes he can't find his wallet. You're both looking frantically all over and then you realize your purse is missing too. So the next several hours are spent calling the bank and card companies letting them know you've been robbed.

I wish with all this snow on the ground I could go sledding...

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/14/2009 6:55:35 PM   
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You DO get to go sledding ... unfortunately at the bottom of the hill is a body of water covered by the snow and you land head first and are soaked to the skin in freezing temperatures!

I wish we get to enjoy this weather for a few more weeks! (Middle 70's and sunny :-)

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/15/2009 12:25:53 AM   
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POOF! The weather will be in the mid seventies where you live for the next several weeks. However, people who live in places where it won't be so warm have heard about your remarkable weather and are now descending on your town in droves. Everywhere you go, it's too crowded to do anything.

I wish the weight I lost while I was dieting would stay off me when I'm not dieting.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/15/2009 11:31:16 AM   
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poof...it all stays off, but you get new extra weight from new food.

I wish I get up early and drive my friend tomorrow so she gets to the plane and has a great trip.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/15/2009 1:46:39 PM   
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*Poof* you get up early and you drive your friend to the airport. But, you accidentally forget to give her back her purse you were holding for her. You run on the plane to give it to her, and she runs off to get it from you. Then the plane takes off and you end up going on the trip instead of her. She thinks you did that on purpose and she never speaks to you again.

I wish there was a booth you could walk into and it would dress you and do your hair/make up for church in 30 seconds.


edit for spelling

< Message edited by Chrystal-J-007 -- 11/15/2009 1:53:24 PM >


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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/16/2009 6:40:16 AM   
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*POOF*

You have such a booth, but it makes you come out looking like Jane Jetson. Every. Single. Time.

I wish my cats could talk and tell me what they're thinking.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/16/2009 1:19:03 PM   
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*Poof* your cats start talking--and one of them slips up and tells you about a plot they have against you. They want to create an "accident" for you and then take over the house. You foil their plot, but the relationships are never the same.

I wish I could jump out of bed like some people I know...all chipper and ready for the day. (Instead of dragging out of bed and finally feeling normal by noon or 1 pm.)

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/17/2009 9:38:56 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Chrystal-J-007

I wish I could jump out of bed like some people I know...all chipper and ready for the day. (Instead of dragging out of bed and finally feeling normal by noon or 1 pm.)



*Poof* You now jump out of bed everyday at 5:00 AM sharp and ready to go, but come 9:00 PM you fall asleep no matter where you are or what you are doing.


I wish there was work for me to do at work tomorrow and the rest of the week.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/18/2009 2:02:24 AM   
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*Poof* there's work to do...cleaning up after the police horses as they walk around town. Also, you were elected to pick up all the dead animals by the side of the road...lucky you!

I wish I could travel all over the city tomorrow instead of being home doing housework.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/18/2009 9:50:47 AM   
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*Poof*

you do travel all over the city.. but not for fun.. it's because you lost your wallet somewhere and have to retrace your steps looking for it.

I wish I was anywhere but home right now.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/18/2009 10:30:38 PM   
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poof...you have exploded and are now everywhere except home.

I wish Maggie would be more careful what she wishes for.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/20/2009 1:56:04 AM   
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(LOL at the "everywhere except home.")

*POOF* Now Maggie is so careful what she wishes for, that she is afraid to wish, stops participating in this thread, and we all miss her.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/20/2009 5:03:21 AM   
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POOF! You are now a mascot for Oscar Meyer, and you are contractually obligated to wear your costume and be the Oscar Meyer Weiner 24/7. You are never free of that hot, bulky costume again. But hey, aren't you glad I didn't poof you into actually being an edible piece of meat?

I wish my daughter, who got her driver's lisense on Wednesday, to always drive safely and never even get a speeding ticket, much less get into an accident.

< Message edited by Annie64 -- 11/20/2009 5:09:56 AM >


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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/20/2009 6:15:43 AM   
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*POOF* Now every car your daughter ever attempts to drive, from now on, freezes up on her and won't start until someone else sits in the driver's seat. That way she'll always be safe and never get a ticket.

I wish the weather around here were warm, sunny, clear, and beautiful.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/20/2009 11:39:02 PM   
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The weather where you are is warm, sunny, clear and beautiful. But, the police mistake you for a criminal and you spend that beautiful day trying to bond out of jail.

I wish I felt better...I've been slightly sick for about 2 weeks now.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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