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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/3/2009 1:23:47 PM
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LovebirdsFlying
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*POOF*
You don't remember reading some really bad news of Facebook tonight. Because you've hit your head and been struck with amnesia.
I wish I could get all my housework done at once.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/3/2009 6:10:30 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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*Poof*...you get all your housework done at once because you rubbed a lamp the wrong way and a genie came out. After he did all your housework at once, he wouldn't leave and he turned on you. Now you have cat's paws where your hands should be.
I wish someone would fix my truck door. It's stuck shut and I have to climb in the passenger side every time I want to go somewhere.
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/3/2009 11:30:20 PM
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still4gvn
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poof...a car rams into the side of your truck and breaks the door hinge. your door falls off and now you can get in easily.
I wish I had a cup of tea.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/4/2009 2:39:26 AM
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Annie64
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POOF! Here is your cup of tea. It was brought to you to calm your rattled nerves after your car rammed into Chrystal's truck.
I wish for an awesome writer's conference this weekend with lots of practical information.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/4/2009 4:05:41 PM
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still4gvn
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you get the job, but doing schooling, the biz and the new job all together is too stressful and you wind up in the loony bin.
I wish the cake I made was more moist.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/4/2009 4:12:00 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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*Poof* your cake is very moist. So moist in fact, people start calling your cakes, "Cake soup".
I wish I could go to this place that has great coffee. But, my truck's having trouble again and I had to take the bus around town. So, I can't get over there easily. But, I want some...it's yummy.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/5/2009 6:00:16 PM
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March7
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*POOF* Someone has them deliver the coffee to you, but it's cold.
I wish I wasn't getting ill with this cold or whatever it is.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/5/2009 11:48:27 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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*Poof* you're not getting sick...you're pregnant with triplets. Then your husband comes home and tells you that he lost his job and you'll all be moving into a tiny camper.
I wish someone would totally groom my cat...she keeps shedding even if I comb her.
edit for spelling
< Message edited by Chrystal-J-007 -- 11/6/2009 12:00:02 AM >
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/6/2009 10:18:40 AM
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allisonbrett
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*POOF* cat is anorexic and your vet accuses you of starving your cat. The vet is so upset they report you for cruelty to animals and you end up spending the next 5 years behind bars. Then your cell mate is the "cat lady" and tortues as she is sure you tortued your cats for the duration of your sentence.
I wish my daughter was more motivated in her school work especially where history is concerned.
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A work in progress so please be patient, God is still working on me. Ouch, it sure is painful!
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/6/2009 12:40:59 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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*Poof* she's so motivated in her school work that she becomes a recluse and will only study...refusing all parties and social events including her grandmother's birthday.
I wish that people would stop being incompetent everywhere I go. I can't even get a prescription filled with-out them losing the paperwork for it (2nd time this year!).
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/6/2009 8:32:41 PM
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m4maggie
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POOF
now instead of people being incompetent, they're incontinent.. whoopsie! LOL
I wish I had more manageable hair.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/7/2009 8:52:24 PM
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still4gvn
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poof...gangsta rap is now blasting from every corner of your house and yard and it follows you to the store and church.
I wish everybody would shut up so I can take a nap.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/7/2009 9:36:12 PM
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Liv4Him06
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*poof* Now you're taking a nap, which turns into a long slumber. It's been two long days since you've awaken and now there's too much to do -- as you squeamishly look up at all the piled up laundry and dishes in the sink.
I wish we would never have to deal with another car problem for several years...
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/8/2009 2:01:46 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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*Poof* you no longer have to deal with car problems, because the car was repossessed! You now have "hitch-hiking" problems.
I wish someone would come over and cook and clean for me.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/9/2009 2:48:25 AM
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Annie64
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POOF! I've just poofed someone over to cook and clean for you. But that person is not good at it and doesn't like it and you end up with a dirty house still and less than tasty food. And your housecleaner is very resentful at having to do it.
I wish I could write beautifully without having to work at it.
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ALL other ground is sinking sand.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/9/2009 10:18:30 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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*Poof* your son and DIL make up. But, then they become annoyingly sweet to each other...cooing in each other's ear all night. You hide in your room to get away from it.
I wish I had somewhere fun to go this weekend.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/11/2009 1:55:13 AM
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Liv4Him06
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*Poof* You're at your favorite hotspot this weekend. It's now way past midnight, 60 miles away from home and your car broke down.
I wish my upstairs bathroom floor had tumbled tile.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/12/2009 12:42:41 AM
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still4gvn
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poof...you have it. I never heard of tumbled tile, so I just had a load of tiles in all colors and sizes dumped in a tumbled heap on your bathroom floor.
I wish dh would turn off his computer and come to bed.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/13/2009 3:06:49 AM
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Annie64
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POOF! Since you were kidding about the 21 year old, here is an 81 year old instead. But he's very nice and he would love to take you to dinner. Just as soon as he finds his teeth.
I wish we had another car, but didn't have to pay the taxes and insurance on it.
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ALL other ground is sinking sand.
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good one maggie! 
(but glad that's their worst problem at the minute) 