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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/27/2009 1:16:14 AM   
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you now have a fully working space bar. it's located in the delta quadrant and serves drinks to patrons from all over the galaxy. It's a very classy place, with live music and dancing, but you'll need to travel faster than light to get there before you're 500 yrs old.

dh went to witness to the husband of a church member. I wish the guy accepts Christ.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/27/2009 9:45:12 AM   
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Believe it or not, I don't know how to ruin this..

So um.. *poof* Hubby of the Church member gets saved and accepts Jesus.. But your dh gets the flu?? LOL

I wish I won the lottery this friday.. it's a forty million dollar jackpot!

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/27/2009 12:13:55 PM   
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lol - dh might get the flu - the wife has a bad case. the guy was really touched and crying but still trying to decide if he wants to make a commitment.

poof...you won and have 40 million dollars. you open a bank account to cash it, but when u go to withdraw some money u find the bank was bogus and it's staff have absconded with all assets.

I wish I get to see my neighbors' new baby.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/27/2009 1:53:20 PM   
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*POOF*, you get your wish. You also get volunteered to be the on call babysitter for when the child gets colicky or fussy which happens most nights at 3 am.

I wish my husband would stop talking about cars!!!

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/27/2009 2:07:53 PM   
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*Poof* he stops talking about cars...and starts talking about the cute-looking new (female) neighbor.

I wish I could feel better...I've felt drained all week cuz of the dreary weather.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/27/2009 2:52:39 PM   
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*POOF* You feel wonderful!!!

But everyone else in the family is miserable, and you're the only one well enough to take care of everybody.

I wish my daughter's loser boyfriend would fall off the planet.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/27/2009 11:29:20 PM   
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Your daughter's boyfriend disappears...with your wallet and most of your money.

I think I may be catching a cold...I wish it would go away quickly.

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If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/29/2009 7:12:39 AM   
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*POOF*

Your cold goes away quickly. Because it turned into pneumonia *and* swine flu.

I wish I could see better after dark.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/29/2009 11:08:14 AM   
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*Poof* you can see better after dark...cuz a doctor has decided to do an experimental surgery and gave you cat's eyes.

I wish someone would take me to a pumpkin patch and give me a hayride with hot cider.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/29/2009 1:30:52 PM   
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poof...a band of masked Ninjas grab you, take you to a pumpkin patch sling u on a hay filled wagon and drive around wildly pouring hot cider on you. When u ask them why, they say they're with a 'grant a wish' foundation.

I wish I looked the way I did when I was 22 yrs. old.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/29/2009 3:33:07 PM   
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*POOF*

You look like you did when you were 22 years old, on the day you had the worst flu of the season.

I wish I had the energy of a toddler.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/29/2009 5:04:30 PM   
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*Poof* you have the energy of a toddler and the emotional level of one too. You often lay on the floor and cry when you don't get what you want.

I wish I could get some more Pumpkin Chocolate Chip cookies. I ate all the one's I bought at the church bake sale.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/29/2009 11:42:10 PM   
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POOF! Here's some more Pumpkin Chocolate Chip cookies for you. They're a little crumbly from being loose on the bottom of the neighbor baby's diaper bag. There's a white smudge on some of them. Apparently the Desinex tube got left open. Enjoy.

I wish my dd and I had not had a difficult time this evening. Maybe what I wish is that parenting teenagers was easier.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/30/2009 4:26:02 PM   
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poof...the new gov health plan will make parenting teens easy! just leave them in the cage till they're old enough to work.

I wish I had a new titanium knee.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/30/2009 7:25:44 PM   
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*POOF* You have your new knee, but they accidently made it of iron so it's too heavy and it rusts.

I wish my brother's work would let him be home with his family more.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/31/2009 11:54:22 AM   
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*Poof* your brother's work allows him to be home more...but, he has too much time on his hands now and gets friendly with the new lady neighbor who just moved in down the street.

I wish I could think of something to do this weekend other than housework.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/31/2009 9:54:28 PM   
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you think of lots of fun stuff, but they all take money and energy (been there).

I wish there was some key lime pie left.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/31/2009 11:08:01 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: still4gvn
you think of lots of fun stuff, but they all take money and energy (been there).


So true!

I wish there was some key lime pie left.

*Poof*...there's some key lime pie left, but the cat licked it cuz you left it out on the kitchen table. So, when you go to get a slice, there's paw and bite marks in all of it.

I wish I could go to NYC again to visit.

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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/31/2009 11:43:58 PM   
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POOF! Here's your plane ticket for New York. But I forgot to make it a round trip ticket, so you're stuck there.

I wish I could figure things out.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/1/2009 10:53:19 PM   
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*Poof* you figure things out...but, it's only then that you realize that ignorance is bliss and you regret knowing all.

I wish the small hole in my roof would heal itself like a cut on someone's arm.

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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/1/2009 11:04:44 PM   
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poof...your house is now alive. It heals itself. It also expels or engulfs and dissolves all foreign substances. Um, are you still alive Chrystal?

I wish my housemate would get her own landline phone. Cell reception is bad here, so she keeps coming down and using dh's phone. (I have Skype which has it's good and bad days).
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/2/2009 11:50:51 AM   
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poof...your house is now alive. It heals itself. It also expels or engulfs and dissolves all foreign substances. Um, are you still alive Chrystal? ...that's a good idea for a Halloween movie.


I wish my housemate would get her own landline phone. Cell reception is bad here, so she keeps coming down and using dh's phone. (I have Skype which has it's good and bad days).

*Poof*....she gets her own phone...but, she 3rd party charges all her calls to you (at the double rate). Your next phone bill will be $300.

I wish my Uncle would come over and spend a week with me...he moved to a city about 12 miles away and hardly ever comes over to see me anymore. (Although, both our cars are broken a lot with one thing or the other...so, that's part of the reason.)



edit for spelling

< Message edited by Chrystal-J-007 -- 11/2/2009 11:57:41 AM >


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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/2/2009 5:45:01 PM   
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*POOF* your uncle comes to see you now but he stays for weeks at a time. He hasn't bothered to bath, brush his teeth or even wash his clothes. They are standing up all by themselves!!!! Oh, and he's eating you out of house and home.

I wish it were spring coming instead of winter.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/3/2009 6:05:50 AM   
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I wish it were spring coming instead of winter.


Oh, me, too! But to ruin it...Poof! You are now in southern Chile. There it is the southern hemisphere so it is spring. But you're so far south that it's always cold there anyway.

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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 11/3/2009 6:08:46 AM   
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quote:

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I wish it were spring coming instead of winter.


Oh, me, too! But to ruin it...POOF! You are now in southern Chile. Because you are in the southern hemisphere, it is spring there. But you are so far south that it is always cold there, anyway.

I wish I had not read some really bad news on Facebook tonight.

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