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RE: Bad advice - 10/23/2009 10:23:56 AM
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m4maggie
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watch an action movie.. all the excitement will surely tire you out!
it's cold outside and I don't want to go out.. How should I get all my errands done without leaving home?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/23/2009 4:54:35 PM
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Order everything over the internet. (When I didn't have a car, I did that a few times...lol. You can get food, pharmacy items, etc. at different sites or with catalogs.)
I'm so sleepy cuz it's so dreary out. How do I wake up?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/24/2009 1:48:36 AM
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fill the tub with ice and jump in.
there's green tomatoes and kale still left in the veggie garden. what do I make with them?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/24/2009 2:25:02 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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glue them to a straw hat and run around telling everyone you're "Garden Lady" for Halloween. (And your hat will be pretty ripe/rotten by Halloween...all the more scary.)
I need to quit watching TV shows on my computer and get to sleep. How do I turn off the net and get some sleep?
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 10/24/2009 1:49:38 PM
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Unplug the computer, stick something metal in the light socket, and wait until you pass out to let go. You'll be asleep and the net will be off!
I don't have anything to wear to the dance tonight...what should I do?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/24/2009 5:02:00 PM
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Make a gown out of duct tape.
My cat is grooming the fur off her front legs. Suggestions?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/26/2009 12:48:07 PM
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still4gvn
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sounds serious, so avoid taking her to the vet.
dh wants to help with trunk or treat. he has a black compact car. how can he decorate it?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/26/2009 11:06:57 PM
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tell him to turn it around and hand out candy from the engine area
my cat has a habit of waking me up at 2:30 in the morning, what do I do?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/27/2009 1:17:04 AM
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Lock her out of the bedroom.
Know any good cold remedies?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/27/2009 1:23:12 AM
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still4gvn
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stay away from all people and civilization - then you probably won't be exposed to the germs.
I keep getting hungry at 3am but don't want to get up. what to do?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/27/2009 12:21:12 PM
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still4gvn
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keep them locked in the closet.
how can I stop procrastinating?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/27/2009 2:48:28 PM
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Stick your head in a bucket of ice water, and hold it for a count of 100.
What should I wear with mauve-colored slacks?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/27/2009 7:29:36 PM
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Coveralls.
What is the best way to discourage trick-or-treaters?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/27/2009 11:39:42 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Put a sign on the door "We all have swine flu...knock at your own risk."
I need to do something fun...what should I do for excitement?
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 10/29/2009 7:11:21 AM
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Stick your head in a blender.
What should I serve for supper when my in-laws are coming over?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/29/2009 12:16:22 PM
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Everyone loves McDonald's take out.
what should be the theme of my next paintinga?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/29/2009 1:22:21 PM
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still4gvn
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'vampires I have known'
how should dh dress up for 'trunk or treat'?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/29/2009 3:35:22 PM
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LovebirdsFlying
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In drag.
What should I get my husband for our anniversary?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/29/2009 5:02:16 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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"Re-gift" something you got from your last boyfried (before you were married). Tell your husband what you did...he'll love that you recycled.
Should I go on a drive to see the colorful leaves tomorrow before they all drop off?
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 10/30/2009 1:28:26 PM
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makarizo
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No - wait until January
what should I bring to our office potluck?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/30/2009 4:22:24 PM
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still4gvn
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some pot, of course.
should I go trick or treating? (yes, I'm kinda old but I like candy)
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RE: Bad advice - 10/30/2009 4:48:02 PM
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m4maggie
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sure! Just go around and when you get the raised eyebrows, explain that the movie "the strange case of Benjamin button" was based on you and you're actually only eight.
I will be trick or treating *with my kids of course* but should I dress up too?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/31/2009 10:03:05 PM
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still4gvn
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LOL. good idea.
sure, wear a mask. that way if the kids forget to say "thankyou" no one will know they are yours.
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