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RE: Bad advice - 10/18/2009 11:09:06 PM
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m4maggie
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*please don't take offense to this.. it really was the first thing that came to mind*
Have fun with it.. Leave an anonymous note with your priest that says "meet me in the confessional in ten minutes"
when he shows up confused, sit in your side of the confessional and begin confessing.
Hey.. you got his attention and if he took it the wrong way.. *gasps in shock* mind in gutter! LOL
I don't wanna do laundry.. too much after a week of feeling like a dirty diaper.. How do I ease the pain of tackling this mountain of laundry?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/18/2009 11:26:11 PM
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m4maggie
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don't!! make it a tourist trap!! LOL and for kicks, dress up like Zsa Zsa Gabor and say "dahlink" a lot! LOL
I ate some sour candy.. Now they're gone.. I want some more, but the store is closed.. what do I do?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/19/2009 1:16:27 AM
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Make your own, using lemon juice, vinegar, and lots of sugar. Boil it to a syrup, form it while it's still hot, and coat each piece with cayenne pepper.
I want to improve my fluency in Spanish. What do you suggest?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/19/2009 10:55:33 AM
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m4maggie
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eat more spanish inspired food.. then you'll learn it "from the inside" LOL LOL LOL
I need a doctors note so I can go back to work (recovering from the swine flu) but I can't get in and need to get working again.. what do I do??
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RE: Bad advice - 10/19/2009 12:35:02 PM
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Lianna
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Find a child preferably under the age of 4 and get them to forge the Dr. note employers can't tell the difference between a child writing and Dr anyways so they will never notice.
My new landlord hasn't given a move in date and I need to vacate my current place soon what should I do?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/19/2009 12:42:17 PM
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Take all your stuff to his house/apt and say, "I guess I'll just bunk with you till that place opens up."
I am lost in a mall parking deck. I have uromycitysis and really need to go to the bathroom. What do I do? (Think 1990's sitcom)
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RE: Bad advice - 10/19/2009 5:33:21 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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Do what my friend did (in real life) go in a paper cup and throw it out the window of her van. (She was at the drive-in movies and was too scared to use their dark, creepy bathroom).
I'd like to hang out with a celebrity for one day...who should I hang out with?
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I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 10/19/2009 10:24:50 PM
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m4maggie
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Hang out with Paris Hilton.. then you too can be famous for hanging out with someone famous for being famous..
dear friends of mine are getting married on Hallowe'en and it's a themed wedding.. I need a medieval costume and I can't sew nor do I have the money to rent or buy a costume.. what should I do?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/19/2009 11:19:46 PM
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Lianna
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Go to you grandmother's closet and grab something from the 50's or the 60's and tell your friend that you are dyslexic and thought it said 1960 not 1690.
I am moving in a week or so and I haven't started packing yet and I am getting overwhelmed what should I do.
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RE: Bad advice - 10/20/2009 12:27:56 AM
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LovebirdsFlying
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Throw everything into lawn bags, and sort it out when you get there.
How can I clean shed cat hair off my couch?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/20/2009 12:47:40 AM
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Bring in the garden hose and spray it off!
What should I plant in my front yard?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/20/2009 2:04:18 PM
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None of the above, go shopping and spend what you don't have. You deserve it! Who cares if your family has dirty clothes, no food in the house or even a filthy house. It's YOUR day!
Our business is going broke: do I close or take a chance that things will pick up?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/20/2009 4:12:16 PM
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(Sorry to hear that, Allison.)
Take what you have left to the casino and go for it.
I drank too much coffee, so now I'm jittery. How do I calm down?
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 10/21/2009 12:47:15 AM
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LovebirdsFlying
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Drink a pint of vodka.
My husband needs new shoes, but I can't ever convince him to buy anything for himself. What should I do?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/21/2009 2:56:02 PM
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throw out the old ones and let him go barefoot in winter till he repents.
what should I have for lunch?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/21/2009 9:15:28 PM
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Thick T-Bone steak & Lobster, baked potato with sour cream and butter...hot apple pie for dessert. It's a little heavy for lunch, but why not? (Even better if someone else does the cooking.)
I have a dentist appointment tomorrow...should I go or run and hide?
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 10/21/2009 9:19:42 PM
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m4maggie
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go, but don't brush your teeth and... eat a bunch of garlic cloves just before your appt. That way, if you have to be tortured, so does the dentist! LOL
My daughter doesn't want to go to school tomorrow. How can I convince her that it's not that bad and she should go? *she's in senior kindergarten*
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RE: Bad advice - 10/21/2009 9:25:43 PM
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LovebirdsFlying
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Make your home a far worse place to be, so she'll be delighted to get away and go to kindergarten.
Anybody know a remedy for migraines?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/22/2009 7:52:29 AM
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go to a rock concert.
what is the best way to pick up all the leaves in my yard?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/22/2009 10:02:35 AM
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m4maggie
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use a broom with only a few bristles left.. that will sweep up all the leaves with ease! LOL
What can I do to entertain a kid home from school?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/23/2009 3:53:14 AM
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LovebirdsFlying
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Buy a small flock of goats.
What's the best way to fall asleep?
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It's really bad right now...what should I do?
That's Ok Maggie..actually quite a few women throw themselves at our Priest. (He's not bad looking and in his late 40's.) I keep my contact with him to a minimum--don't want to be on the front page of the newspaper in a scandalous photo...lol!) 
