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unclemonkey -> RE: Oh no, I'm a Fundie. (9/30/2008 3:41:48 PM)
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ORIGINAL: JimboFletch quote:
Just for starters, I think you'll also have to be a KJV-only, wear no pants, not ever cut your hair, never go to the beach, stay away from all theaters, and abstain from any alcohol (even in cough syrup)... Just for starters. All you really need do to be labeled a “fundie” in these forums is reject a materialistic dogma. Of course, if you are describing the picture being painted of you by the one calling you a fundie you are quite right about “Just for starters”. You might add, never allow a woman to let her ankles show, believe that Adam named every species of mosquito that exists today while he was in the garden, fear falling off the edge of the earth, insist the sun revolves around the earth, know that man never really reached the moon, never allow a wife to have any part in making any decision and most importantly NEVER let a woman speak a word at church.
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