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Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/15/2008 5:59:23 PM
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backrowbaptist
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Give us your top 5 'Seinfeld' bits
Here's mine:
1. The Magic Lugee (JFK spoof)
2. Shrinkage
3. (tie) George watching nurse giving sponge baths (male and female)
4. Kramer being interrogated by cops for being 'the Smog Killer' (with the best line ever "How'd you know about the guy in the park?")
5. The pick - George; "was their nostril penetration?" Jerry; "there may have been some incidental penetration, but she was in NO position to make the call!"
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/15/2008 6:05:57 PM
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Miss Giggles
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Only 5?
No Soup for You!
You've got to to see the baby!
Elaine's dance
Mr Peterman (almost all of them) but the one were he kept calling her Suzy and faked her own death
Festivus
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/15/2008 6:54:14 PM
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3tulips
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The episode where they went to India "You can stuff your sorrys in a sock mister!"
The summer of George.
Elaine's dancing.
The last 2 episodes: that trial!
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/16/2008 8:17:42 AM
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uncabeeil
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The Contest
"Maybe the dingo ate your baby"
George & the toupe
Elaine's Christmas card
Bizarro Jerry
There's soooo many more!
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/16/2008 8:54:00 AM
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monamie
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George laying on the floor with his pants around his ankles (after running out of the bathroom shouting "VanDelay Industries!!!"), and Jerry opening the door and saying "And you want to be my latex salesman...."
Jerry and Kramer discussing no more kisses from apartment residents, and George opens the door just as Kramer kisses Jerry.
From the "shrinkage" episode---"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
Uromycatisis.
When the dentist converts to Judaism and Jerry complains to the priest about the jokes:
Priest: And that offends you as a Jew?
Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian!
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/16/2008 9:24:18 AM
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cinwood
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When George thot he had a heart attack & was in the hospital: Kramer comes in w/a tray of food from the cafeteria and says, "It's like Sizzler opened a hospital."
The episode of George with "Jon Voight's" car...Jerry w/the thick glasses...George in the Henry the VIII costume.
"Serenity Now!!!" "You're not giving away our water pic!!!"
Festivus for the rest of us
Kramer having smoking parties in his apt. until his face and teeth are discolored and craggly. "Look away, Jerry - I'm hideous."
(I could go on and on for days)
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/16/2008 10:13:01 AM
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uncabeeil
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I can't help it! Five more classic moments:
The Close Talker
"They're real, and they're spectacular"
George tries to return the book after it was in the bathroom.
Babu Baht and his Pakistani restaurant ("Jeddy Seinfeld is a veddy bad man")
Kramer and Morty Seinfeld go into the raincoat business.
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/16/2008 10:16:51 AM
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the Junior mint
Kramer trying to pay for heated pants with pennies
the low-flow shower heads
when Kramer was cooking in the shower
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/16/2008 11:07:31 AM
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backrowbaptist
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OK try these on for size:
The Moihle (is that how you spell it?)
"Not that there's anything WRONG with it!"
The Double Dip - "it's like putting your whole MOUTH in there!"
"The Bro" vs. "The Manzier"
Elaine high on pain killers -"Stella!", "Steelllaa!" (That one's for you, stellaluna)
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/16/2008 11:41:56 AM
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stellaluna
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LOL
I saw the one the other day with George's car being used by the prostitutes and him not being able to get it from the parking garage.
I also like the one where he was taking naps under his desk. (That is so tempting!)
The ones with Kathy what's-her-name calling Jerry the devil are pretty funny, even though I'm really not fond of her.
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/16/2008 12:23:55 PM
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uncabeeil
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I also like the one where he was taking naps under his desk. The fact that he had a bed built in just kills me!
When Kramer withdraws all his blood from the blood bank and it winds up in Jerry's car radiator.
Eating a candy bar with a knife and fork.
Kramer using butter instead of suntan lotion.
"Who ever heard of an immigrant with a pony?"
"So, you think you're spongeworthy?"
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/16/2008 5:36:07 PM
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3tulips
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quote:
ORIGINAL: uncabeeil
Bizarro Jerry
That was a good episode! "Is bizarro Superman black? Does he live under water? Shouldn't he say 'bad bye' instead of 'good bye' "? lol
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/16/2008 7:34:34 PM
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Miss Giggles
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"vegetable lasagna"
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/17/2008 7:03:23 AM
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monamie
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"Simon, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim & Taft"
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/17/2008 1:23:55 PM
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backrowbaptist
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here's 5 more;
The Pig-Man
"Hey Nip!"
Yadda-yadda
Kramer modeling Calvin Klein underwear
Kramer slamming down money - "I'm out of the contest!"
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/17/2008 2:14:36 PM
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cinwood
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"Hello Newman..."
"I meet a lot of women in this jacket"
Dr. Van Nostren
Uncle Leo's eyebrows drawn on by Elaine at the doctor's office.
George "Can'tstandya"
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/17/2008 3:01:44 PM
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uncabeeil
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Yadda-yadda "I mentioned the bisque." Could be one her funniest lines ever.
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"Hello Newman..." Both of my computers say this when they start up.
George's answering machine, "Believe it or not, George isn't at home."
Hate the Drake/Love the Drake
Waiting in line at the Chinese restaurant.
Elaine moving into the broom closet so she can get Chinese delivered.
Kramer and his deli slicer.
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/17/2008 3:24:58 PM
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monamie
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quote:
ORIGINAL: uncabeeil
"I mentioned the bisque." Could be one her funniest lines ever.
I absolutely agree!!!!!
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/17/2008 4:12:06 PM
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cinwood
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Cousin Jeffery
Nana's birthday checks
"Who won't wear the rrrribbon?"
Golf ball in the whale's blow hole.
(I can't seem to stop myself)
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/17/2008 4:28:02 PM
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uncabeeil
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Golf ball in the whale's blow hole This episode has my favorite George quote, "The sea was angry that day, my friends."
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/17/2008 7:56:20 PM
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the bubble boy
no soup for you
Chinese restaurant line
George parking in the handicapped spot
"the big salad"
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RE: Best 'Seinfeld' bits - 9/17/2008 8:14:59 PM
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When Elaine discovers Putty's radio pre-sets are all Christian:
Jerry -- "You'd rather have dumb and lazy over religious?"
Elaine -- "Dumb and lazy I understand."
Elaine's doctor fake erasing
Kramer renting out drawers to the Japanese men
the marathon runner oversleeping
George's mother catching him using his body "like an amusement park"
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