RE: Church Secretary is a vampire!

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Church Secretary is a vampire!

Wear a turtleneck to church

7% (5)

Ignore it, she is just weird or wants attention

5% (4)

Mention it to the pastor, then run.

15% (11)

Place garlic around the church office

8% (6)

As long as she has great computer skills...

12% (9)

Resist the urge to repeat the information to others

4% (3)

Pray for her

25% (18)

Change churches

10% (7)

Other

10% (7)

Total Votes : 70

(last vote on : 9/15/2008 1:36:08 PM)
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earthless -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/6/2008 4:58:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WesP quote: ORIGINAL: Tinkerbell_ quote: ORIGINAL: bluestone The newspaper said this group is a role playing group. I mean, as far as I know she does not turn into a bat or anything. Well...that's a good thing I suppose. [sm=Llol.gif] he he...

bluestone -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/6/2008 6:28:22 PM)
I guess if she were Wiccan, she would not go to church. She said the vampire group is non sectarian. She does not dress like a Goth.

SuspenseWriter -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/6/2008 7:41:01 PM)
What would possess someone to even want to DO this?? Wait a minute. Maybe I answered my own question...[:D]

MindySue69 -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/6/2008 8:25:20 PM)
Well, I've heard of people claiming to be werewolves. So nothing surprises me anymore. I would probably be nosy and ask questions.

bluestone -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/6/2008 8:30:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MindySue69 Well, I've heard of people claiming to be werewolves. So nothing surprises me anymore. I would probably be nosy and ask questions. I dated a Greek guy. Serious body hair issues.

stampinlady -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/6/2008 9:40:50 PM)
quote: I mean, as far as I know she does not turn into a bat or anything. [/quote Ok, I just had a picture of Grandpa from the Munsters running around yelling, "I'm a bat, I'm a bat. He thought he had changed, but didn't and was in the presence of the police. Hee hee. Seriously, I'd speak with the pastor. I'm surprised your church hires outside help.

SonInMe1 -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/6/2008 9:49:53 PM)
Carry garlic, a cross, a wooden stake and never meet her at night.

bluestone -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/6/2008 10:02:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stampinlady Ok, I just had a picture of Grandpa from the Munsters running around yelling, "I'm a bat, I'm a bat. He thought he had changed, but didn't and was in the presence of the police. Hee hee. Seriously, I'd speak with the pastor. I'm surprised your church hires outside help. I think you avoid problems by not hiring in the church, but....well, maybe checking for rabies is a good idea too. This lady is married by the way.

SovereignIsHe -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/6/2008 10:44:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bluestone If your church secretary told you she was a member of a Vampire cult, what would you do? Anything? Claims to be a Christian, but likes to hang out with other vampires, and they do exchange blood on occasion. Leave the church.... It would seem this is common knowledge so either the pastor is plain stupid or doesn't take issue with this wickedness and both are grounds for shaking the dust off your feet and going elsewhere... John

elastic -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/7/2008 9:36:14 AM)
semi related...i saw a documentary on (i believe it was..) Discovery about a sect of vampires who claimed to be Christians. i believe there is even a forum somewhere for 'Christian Vampires'. i think she is deluded and may genuinely not know that what she is doing is wrong. true, she could be doing it for attention, but if she is married and still needs this attention, then something must be going on in her life that she can't come to terms with. i dunno the answer. pray for her? yes. speak to the pastor about her? yes. if you are able to form some sort of friendship with her to find out more about why she feels the need to do this, that might be another option for you.

bluestone -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/7/2008 9:55:50 AM)
Brad, I do not feel I need to become friends with the woman. I really avoid cult type people like the plague. NOT my area of minstry. Particularly when my A positive levels may be in danger.

Tinkerbell_ -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/7/2008 9:59:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bluestone Brad, I do not feel I need to become friends with the woman. I really avoid cult type people like the plague. NOT my area of minstry. Particularly when my A positive levels may be in danger. [sm=purplelaugh.gif][sm=purplelaugh.gif][sm=purplelaugh.gif] It could be worse; you could be O negative...the really rare but tasty kind. [8D]

bluestone -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/7/2008 10:10:20 AM)
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Jhud -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/7/2008 10:42:19 AM)
I think these sort of role playing groups can have a negative affect on church attendace. We had a deacon that joined a invisible man role playing group, and we haven't seen him at church since.

Qtman -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/7/2008 10:46:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jhud I think these sort of role playing groups can have a negative affect on church attendace. We had a deacon that joined a invisible man role playing group, and we haven't seen him at church since. That provided my first LOL of the day. [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

bluestone -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/7/2008 10:56:36 AM)
according the the newspaper account, the ones in my area travel to a larger group across the state line edited to remove link that is probably TOS violation. (it was a link to a blood drinker's support group)

hellohellohi -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/7/2008 10:57:39 AM)
Maybe you should tell her you are a werewolf, pull out a twenty-sided die and get this thing over with.

doinkdom -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/7/2008 11:01:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hellohellohi Maybe you should tell her you are a werewolf, pull out a twenty-sided die and get this thing over with. [:D][:D][:D]Life Points!

car2ner -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/7/2008 11:02:19 AM)
Atlanta vampires don't surprise me buy conyers? sheeesh. I can't imagine a vampire would be comfortable staying as a church secretary for long.

Qtman -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/7/2008 11:07:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: car2ner Atlanta vampires don't surprise me buy conyers? sheeesh. I can't imagine a vampire would be comfortable staying as a church secretary for long. I don't know the way we Christians cut each others throats from time to time there is as ample supply of fresh blood.[:D]

bluestone -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/7/2008 11:11:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: car2ner Atlanta vampires don't surprise me buy conyers? sheeesh. I can't imagine a vampire would be comfortable staying as a church secretary for long. a job is a job to a lot of folks, and she stated that she is a Christian. I certainly hope she is not helping set up communion.

earthless -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/7/2008 12:59:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: car2ner Atlanta vampires don't surprise me buy conyers? sheeesh. I can't imagine a vampire would be comfortable staying as a church secretary for long. I used to have to travel to Atlanta 8-10 times a year.. first part of every trip was to Conyers and then to downtown ATL/Buckhead. I had the WORST pizza ever in Conyers and got lost there my first night/trip there. When I saw a HUGE Confederate flag between two trees on the street we got lost on.. I looked at my then boss (a gay Jew) and told him we needed to RUN FAST. [&:]

bluestone -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/7/2008 1:02:21 PM)
bad pizza. racists. vampires. I won't be going there.

Tinkerbell_ -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/7/2008 1:25:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jhud I think these sort of role playing groups can have a negative affect on church attendace. We had a deacon that joined a invisible man role playing group, and we haven't seen him at church since. Oooohhh! I just got that. [8\|]

WesP -> RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! (8/7/2008 2:16:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bluestone bad pizza. racists. vampires. I won't be going there. Good shopping at some of the outlets though! [;)]

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