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Church Secretary is a vampire!
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| Wear a turtleneck to church |
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| Ignore it, she is just weird or wants attention |
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| Mention it to the pastor, then run. |
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| Place garlic around the church office |
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| As long as she has great computer skills... |
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| Resist the urge to repeat the information to others |
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| Pray for her |
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| Change churches |
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| Other |
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Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 3:32:55 PM
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bluestone
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If your church secretary told you she was a member of a Vampire cult, what would you do? Anything?
Claims to be a Christian, but likes to hang out with other vampires, and they do exchange blood on occasion.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 3:46:17 PM
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rcjames
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ORIGINAL: bluestone
If your church secretary told you she was a member of a Vampire cult, what would you do? Anything?
Maybe that was her way of saying, "Leave me alone, bluestone".
Thanks
RC
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 3:53:01 PM
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earthless
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quote:
ORIGINAL: bluestone
If your church secretary told you she was a member of a Vampire cult, what would you do? Anything?
Maybe that was her way of saying, "Leave me alone, bluestone".
Thanks
RC
Ha ha!
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 3:57:41 PM
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triode
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Big oak stake, big hammer. Pound, pound, pound.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 3:57:42 PM
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rcjames
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Maybe that was her way of saying, "Leave me alone, bluestone".
Thanks
RC
Ha ha!
You know earthless, when I was serving as an Evangelist I heard hundreds of excused put forth by the Pastor's front line of defense (Secretary), but this one is a new one on me.
Thanks
RC
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 3:58:47 PM
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bluestone
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quote:
ORIGINAL: rcjames
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ORIGINAL: bluestone
If your church secretary told you she was a member of a Vampire cult, what would you do? Anything?
Maybe that was her way of saying, "Leave me alone, bluestone".
Thanks
RC
I would agree if I were nagging her or something. Several of us were discussing a vampire cult in our town. She claims membership, and was explaining how it was not anything sinful or bad.
I have also seen her a bit more than I would consider usual at my job.
I work in the deathcare industry.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 4:02:17 PM
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triode
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Does she understand that drinking other peoples blood is dangerous?
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 4:02:24 PM
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Maybe that was her way of saying, "Leave me alone, bluestone".
or maybe shes tryin to flirt.
wow
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 4:03:53 PM
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bluestone
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Does she understand that drinking other peoples blood is dangerous?
good question. I truly wonder if they drink more booze than blood.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 4:17:48 PM
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Jhud
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I have also seen her a bit more than I would consider usual at my job.
I work in the deathcare industry.
Now when you say this, are you implying she hangs out around morgues or graveyards?
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 4:27:11 PM
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doinkdom
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is she a member of your church?
or was she hired from outside your body for the "job" of secretary?
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 4:36:14 PM
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bluestone
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This is a large church. I don't know a lot of people there yet, so this after church conversation was a bit of a ..shocker. There had been an article in the paper about the vampire group.
She does not attend there. She goes to a megachurch across town.
I have only been there a few months.
I don't know that pastor that well.
I really can't say more on the issue of my job without giving away exactly what I do for a living, which I won't do on the internet.
and.. I have decided to not say anything to anyone. Three other people heard it, so I am sure someone will take care of the situation.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 4:40:22 PM
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doinkdom
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It sounds like she is an employee rather than a member.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 4:49:55 PM
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bluestone
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The newspaper said this group is a role playing group.
I mean, as far as I know she does not turn into a bat or anything.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 4:53:23 PM
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Tinkerbell_
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ORIGINAL: bluestone
The newspaper said this group is a role playing group.
I mean, as far as I know she does not turn into a bat or anything.
Well...that's a good thing I suppose.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 4:58:01 PM
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doinkdom
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quote:
ORIGINAL: bluestone
The newspaper said this group is a role playing group.
I mean, as far as I know she does not turn into a bat or anything.
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RE: Church Secretary is a vampire! - 8/6/2008 4:58:19 PM
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EStan
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I'm curious - is she part of some wiccan/pagan/witch thing?
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