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APZR -> RE: What does a car say about a woman? (8/1/2008 8:17:49 PM)
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• If she drives a sedan, then she... Is driving her husband’s company car… or is 20something, needed an affordable car, and watched too many Mercury commercials. • If she drives a sports car, then she... Is successful in her career and is a fun loving city girl. If she lives in the ‘burbs, most likely has a lawn service rather than getting dirt under her nails. • If she drives a truck, then she... Is an outdoorsy kind, likes hunting and fishing. Not necessarily a redneck, but probably doesn’t appreciate a live arts show or the opera. • If she drives an SUV, then she... Is a typical suburban soccer Mom, drives too slowly in the left lane blocking up traffic for miles while yapping on the cell phone. Has a “valued shopper” card at every grocery store in town, and is probably on the HOA board of the neighborhood. • If she drives a mini-van, she... See SUV above… except she is more conscientious of utility and passenger comfort than looking good for the neighbors in the big honkin’ SUV. • If the car is dirty, then she... Is disorganized and doesn’t manage time well to be able to spend 30 minutes at the automatic car wash. • If the car is poorly maintained, then she... Could be disorganized and a poor time manager, but also could be a poor manager of money. Probably doesn’t even know how to change the windshield wipers, and is too lazy to ask.
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