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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 9:24:51 PM

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I never have trouble getting work.

BWAH!

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 9:28:51 PM

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Kerr, I just saw on the news about the 85 year old lady from Talbott that just got her GED. She was a determined lady. Wondering if by chance you knew her.

I missed that Santa.

Wonder where she will go to college?

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 9:31:17 PM

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Cranky, your avatar is killing me!!!!

What doesn't kill you makes you fatter.

May I borrow this for my signature.

I'll give you the credit.

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 9:33:46 PM

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You all ever have dreams you know it is to late in life to fulfill?
Thinking about that reunion has made me feel blue.
I dreamed of one day going to Hollywood, and being the embalmer of the stars.
Too late, I suppose. Now I am the cemeterian of the mediocre.

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 9:40:25 PM

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At least you are on the right side of the dirt.

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 9:48:07 PM

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You all ever have dreams you know it is to late in life to fulfill?
Thinking about that reunion has made me feel blue.
I dreamed of one day going to Hollywood, and being the embalmer of the stars.
Too late, I suppose. Now I am the cemeterian of the mediocre.

I don't know which line is funnier...

'embaler of the stars'

or

'cemeterian of the mediocre'

Either way that's the funniest thing I've read all day!

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 9:53:23 PM

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Blue, you could be like Dr. G and have your own show and we could all watch you ply your trade...

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 10:12:11 PM

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Kerrlaw, You can use it and you don't need to give me credit. The piece of apple pie is inspirational, I guess.

Blue, you are funny!

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 10:29:19 PM

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Blue, you could be like Dr. G and have your own show and we could all watch you ply your trade...

If you have watched the oil changed in your car, you have pretty much seen it. Well, with a wash and polish included.

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 10:31:04 PM

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Thanks cranks.

blue is funny. I'm glad she posts here.

My cat Nicky was sleeping beside me here and I noticed that he was gone.

I found him in the other room, lying on the ottoman, intently watching The Biggest Loser.

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 10:48:32 PM

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Thanks cranks.

blue is funny. I'm glad she posts here.

My cat Nicky was sleeping beside me here and I noticed that he was gone.

I found him in the other room, lying on the ottoman, intently watching The Biggest Loser.

Feel Fortunate. My cat, Miss Pepper, somtimes stares intently at me like I'm the biggest loser.

Makes me feel like Jon Arbuckle.

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 11:06:36 PM

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Question for Kerrlaw and Friends:

Do you think a choir director should know how to read music?

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 11:10:20 PM

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yes. Anyone working in music must know how to read AND TRANSPOSE music.
I can not imagine otherwise.

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 11:11:40 PM

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Question for Kerrlaw and Friends:

Do you think a choir director should know how to read music?

I've never met one that could. Of course I'm from a little ways south or north or east or west of nowhereville so that may be the reason.

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 11:12:56 PM

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Crankius the pie picture is making me slobber!

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 11:13:12 PM

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A WELCOME CHANGE OF TOPIC...

Oh Wise Counselor Kerrlaw and friends,

What's the dumbest thing you've ever bought?

Earth shoes.

I almost said Beta video recorders but, at the time, VHS and Beta were neck and neck. And now VHS is almost obsolete.

Earth shoes? Like these?

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 11:14:46 PM

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Crankius the pie picture is making me slobber!

Drip away from me, please. Thanks!

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 11:16:11 PM

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Question for Kerrlaw and Friends:

Do you think a choir director should know how to read music?

I've never met one that could. Of course I'm from a little ways south or north or east or west of nowhereville so that may be the reason.

Seriously? How does a person direct the choir/musicians if they don't know how to read music? I'm just wondering how that would be possible.

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 11:17:11 PM

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yes. Anyone working in music must know how to read AND TRANSPOSE music.
I can not imagine otherwise.

I've heard that there are many multi-millionaires in Nashville that might disagree.

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 11:19:31 PM

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AACCKK! Look at your sig, Kerrlaw!

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 11:21:36 PM

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Question for Kerrlaw and Friends:

Do you think a choir director should know how to read music?

I've never met one that could. Of course I'm from a little ways south or north or east or west of nowhereville so that may be the reason.

Seriously? How does a person direct the choir/musicians if they don't know how to read music? I'm just wondering how that would be possible.

Small church with a called choir and they only sing the songs the Choir Director has memorized.
I've seen it in several small churches I've visited.

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 11:24:55 PM

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Earth shoes? Like these?

Closer to THIS.

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 11:25:23 PM

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Question for Kerrlaw and Friends:

Do you think a choir director should know how to read music?

I've never met one that could. Of course I'm from a little ways south or north or east or west of nowhereville so that may be the reason.

Seriously? How does a person direct the choir/musicians if they don't know how to read music? I'm just wondering how that would be possible.

I guess it would depend on the size of the Church. Most churches I've been involved with have a membership of 300 or less so the choir will usually have 100 or less members and we always just open a book and let er rip. I guess the bigger the choir you might need to be able to read music. Our musicians can but usually our directors don't. I dont know if that makes a difference or not. I really don't know. Oh don't worry about the slobber, I went and got something to eat and I'm all better now.

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 11:26:22 PM

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AACCKK! Look at your sig, Kerrlaw!

Pretty cool huh?

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RE: Ask Kerrlaw Anything - 8/26/2008 11:35:41 PM

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You rephrased it and made me sound smarter.

I can see a small church doing whatever they could so that they could sing together. That makes sense.

However, in the other thread, there is a very large church with a large choir, and the director can't read music, and is fighting with the choir members and musicians. Sounds like a good set up for conflict to me.

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