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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 7/21/2008 10:34:38 PM
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zoebob
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We've got some interesting names for things in our house;
Toast-Toast
Macaroni and cheese pie
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 7/22/2008 7:55:05 AM
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When my son was young, he liked the Teenaged mutant ninja turtles. One time the store sold some fruit punch soda with their picture on it.
Ever since fruit punch soda in our house has been Turtle soda.
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 7/23/2008 6:32:51 PM
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SonInMe1
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A while ago a friend of my granddaughter was over and she gave me a hug. When done she said...
I like hugging you because....your squishy just like my dad.
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 7/23/2008 7:52:32 PM
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My DH was joking with DS (5) at lunch today about eating most of the box of Cheez Its earlier today. DH called DS a piglet. DS says, "I'm not a piglet!"
DH, "Yes, you are a piglet...you're a little pig."
DS, "I'm not a little pig, I'm a BIG PIG!!!" 
Oh, then as DH was leaving (it was time for him to go back to work), "Daddy, you're a big pig too!" LOL
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 7/23/2008 8:11:55 PM
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These are all quite funny.
When my oldest son was only about 4, He and I were walking through a mall when a woman of very short stature was walking in front of us. My son says to me "Hey dad, you can see right over top of that lady!" I'm so glad we were leaving the mall at that time.
He would also get upset if anyone tried to feed him a grilled cheese sandwich. He wanted a boy cheese sandwich. so that's the way we would order it for him at a resturant. Grill, girl.
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 7/24/2008 7:41:31 AM
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SonInMe1
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This was twenty years ago...I had a friend. He always got the girls..good looking guy. Well he married and had kids and one day he is in the store with his kids.
Well there was this woman bending over looking at a bottom shelf. This was an older woman with a few extra pounds..and a few missing teeth. Well, my friends son goes right up to her and...gooses her.
Well she turns around and guess who is there? My good looking friend....she smiles of course thinking it was him.
Gotta love yer kids.
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 8/2/2008 12:45:34 PM
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looking for a snack for my niece, she asked me if I had any garbage cheese.
I didn't understand her, although now it seems so obvious.
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 8/2/2008 1:16:00 PM
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Is that cottage cheese?
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 8/3/2008 1:30:56 AM
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What a funny thread, thanks for starting it.
Here one:
Mom: Do you know where Jesus lives?
2 1/2 year old child: Yes, He lives far far away in heaven.
Mom: He also lives in your heart.
Child: Yes, I have a little Jesus in my heart, you have a big Jesus and Uncle has a really big Jesus in his belly.
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 8/3/2008 7:44:45 AM
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zoebob
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quote:
ORIGINAL: slimon11
What a funny thread, thanks for starting it.
Here one:
Mom: Do you know where Jesus lives?
2 1/2 year old child: Yes, He lives far far away in heaven.
Mom: He also lives in your heart.
Child: Yes, I have a little Jesus in my heart, you have a big Jesus and Uncle has a really big Jesus in his belly.
ROFLOL
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 8/3/2008 9:42:51 PM
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slimon11
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Funny pstrdebi, it is amazing how quick they learn to turn it back on us.
Here is more from the 2 1/2 year old who is confused about the difference between the heart and the belly:
Mom: "You know Jesus thinks you are so special."
Child: (Pulls up shirt and talks down to belly) "Yep Jesus, You are right."
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 8/4/2008 3:01:30 PM
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quote:
ORIGINAL: slimon11
Funny pstrdebi, it is amazing how quick they learn to turn it back on us.
Here is more from the 2 1/2 year old who is confused about the difference between the heart and the belly:
Mom: "You know Jesus thinks you are so special."
Child: (Pulls up shirt and talks down to belly) "Yep Jesus, You are right."
Too Cute!
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 8/7/2008 10:37:51 PM
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My grandkids love the movie "Peter Pan". The five year old boy asked his mom who TinkerBell is. She told him that TinkerBell is a fairy. He told his mom, "No, she's not...she's a mean butterfly!"
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 8/8/2008 1:44:19 AM
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Slimon's posts remind me of when I took my first son over to meet our next door neighbor in our trailer park shortly after he was born. Their son Raymond, about 2 years old, asked me what the baby's name was. I replied, "Tommy." Raymond pulled up his shirt, looked at his belly, then at me, and grinned. Clearly, he believed I had named my baby, "Tummy!"
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 8/15/2008 4:33:50 AM
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My son Tommy said something really funny the other day. Does he still count? He's 18 years old.
My elderly father is no longer able to care for himself and is now living with my sister. He plans to sell his house and has already begun distributing it's contents to my siblings and myself. My sister is attempting as much as possible to get each item to the one us nine siblings it would mean the most to. During a recent visit, some of us were sitting at my sister's dining room table when she pointed out a ceramic elephant that she had found in my dad's house, asking if any of us knew anything about it. No one did, but it was set down on the table and forgotten until the next morning at breakfast. My daughter saw the elephant and asked about it. "Finally!" Tommy exclaimed. "Somebody mentioned the elephant in the room!"
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 8/22/2008 5:44:02 PM
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Last night, my two year old son Tommy was rough housing with me and he accidentally hit me in the mouth. It was really sore, so I decided to pretend that I was crying. At first he seemed a bit stunned, but a few moments later he tells me, "Mommy...don't whine, don't whine Mommy, don't whine." So, I told him, "Tommy you hurt mommy, Ouch!" Then, he patted me on the back, and whispered really close to my face, "Stop crying. That's enough".
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 8/22/2008 6:25:24 PM
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quote:
ORIGINAL: ladyichigo
Last night, my two year old son Tommy was rough housing with me and he accidentally hit me in the mouth. It was really sore, so I decided to pretend that I was crying. At first he seemed a bit stunned, but a few moments later he tells me, "Mommy...don't whine, don't whine Mommy, don't whine." So, I told him, "Tommy you hurt mommy, Ouch!" Then, he patted me on the back, and whispered really close to my face, "Stop crying. That's enough".
Too cute!
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 8/23/2008 7:49:17 PM
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The other day at my local superstore, my 4 y.o. daughter was fooling around in the cart. She started to climb on the cart and I told her to sit down. She replied that Jesus wanted to raise her up in the air and make her perfect!
Yipes! I'm going to have to find out what they've been telling her in Sunday School!
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RE: Kid's Say The Darndest Things!... - 8/24/2008 8:54:18 AM
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zoebob
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DS is notorious for going to his room to do A and forgetting what he is supposed to do and doing something else. I just went up to brush my teeth and called up "What are you doing up there?" His answer "Oh, I'm forgetting to get dressed?" LOL As soon as I called him he knew what he was supposed to be doing.
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