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RE: The easily offended - 7/29/2008 6:43:28 PM
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Covaan_Meshuga
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Since you are all my friends, I am sending this warning to you that I just received at work. I sure hope I cleaned it up appropriately:
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If you receive an email entitled 'Bedtimes'
Delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOOD NIGHT, ARE YOU LISTENING? ?
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table
when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine If the 'Bedtimes' message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you will be plagued by negative vibes for the rest of your life.
Send this warning to everyone!
And look at you - you're on the stupid computer
You have been warned. Too bad if you are offended.
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Why does He keep quoting Torah? Doesn't He know He's about to abolish it?
A tree's fruit is obvious; you have to look harder for the worm hole.
G-d has only one natural Son; EVERYONE else is adopted.
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RE: The easily offended - 7/29/2008 8:53:33 PM
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CoeurdeLeon
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quote:
ORIGINAL: Covaan_Meshuga
Since you are all my friends, I am sending this warning to you that I just received at work. I sure hope I cleaned it up appropriately:
quote:
If you receive an email entitled 'Bedtimes'
Delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOOD NIGHT, ARE YOU LISTENING? ?
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table
when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine If the 'Bedtimes' message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you will be plagued by negative vibes for the rest of your life.
Send this warning to everyone!
And look at you - you're on the stupid computer
You have been warned. Too bad if you are offended.
This made me laugh! 
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chewing through the restraints.
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RE: The easily offended - 7/29/2008 9:44:49 PM
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SonInMe1
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Not sure I'll sit in the back row again.
I try to vary where I sit in church but usually its up front....because the back rows usually have people chit chatting.
In my old church if you were chit chatting during the service an usher would approach you and ask you to be quiet.
If your not there to listen to the sermon and worship God, then, leave.
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James 4:4
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RE: The easily offended - 7/30/2008 2:34:04 AM
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saraimay75
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I agree yould not be chating during church.
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RE: The easily offended - 7/30/2008 9:32:16 AM
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yustme
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quote:
ORIGINAL: Covaan_Meshuga
Since you are all my friends, I am sending this warning to you that I just received at work. I sure hope I cleaned it up appropriately:
quote:
If you receive an email entitled 'Bedtimes'
Delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOOD NIGHT, ARE YOU LISTENING? ?
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table
when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine If the 'Bedtimes' message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you will be plagued by negative vibes for the rest of your life.
Send this warning to everyone!
And look at you - you're on the stupid computer
You have been warned. Too bad if you are offended.
My house does all that anyway. 
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RE: The easily offended - 7/30/2008 1:43:58 PM
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car2ner
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can the word "bedtime" be replaced with the word, teenager?
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RE: The easily offended - 8/2/2008 11:11:21 AM
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Hayseed
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Jesus has very, very harsh words for those that offend others....
Woe, woe, woe, He says....It would be better for them to have a millstone around their neck and drown than to offend another.
The burden of love is on you to not offend...not on how others react to you.
You can actually send another person to their grave by offending them....
Whoa there Nelly! Do you really believe this is what the scripture is talking about in these passages? Check it again.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/2/2008 12:55:05 PM
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humbleinspirit
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quote:
ORIGINAL: Hayseed
quote:
ORIGINAL: CherishedbyGod
Jesus has very, very harsh words for those that offend others....
Woe, woe, woe, He says....It would be better for them to have a millstone around their neck and drown than to offend another.
The burden of love is on you to not offend...not on how others react to you.
You can actually send another person to their grave by offending them....
Whoa there Nelly! Do you really believe this is what the scripture is talking about in these passages? Check it again.
Yeah, Jesus was talking about causing new believers to sin, not offending them at all.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/3/2008 12:13:04 PM
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Hayseed
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This sounds like the beginnings of the "If You Can't Say Anything Nice (even if it's the truth) Don't Say It At All" doctrine that leads to the "Walking on Eggshells" doctrine.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/3/2008 1:05:53 PM
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car2ner
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"You can't bake a cake without breaking a few eggs"
oops, this isn't the cliche thread... (grin)
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RE: The easily offended - 8/3/2008 2:33:59 PM
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phosadaud
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Do I need to tackle you in here too?
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RE: The easily offended - 8/3/2008 2:36:28 PM
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humbleinspirit
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I am offended that the songs being sung in Mama Mia are not by the original artist of ABBA.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/3/2008 5:10:52 PM
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Karaboo2
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LOL .. dh and I went on a 'date' to see Mamma Mia on Friday night ... even HE enjoyed it!
I'm offended that there is talk of cheesecake in another thread, and I have NONE in the house!!!
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RE: The easily offended - 8/3/2008 7:09:14 PM
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Covaan_Meshuga
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Well, I'm offended that you wrote "cheesecake," and I can't eat it anymore.
And I'm offended at all those milk-giving cows on your post, too.
In fact, I am offended at my milk moustache, too!
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Abiyah
Why does He keep quoting Torah? Doesn't He know He's about to abolish it?
A tree's fruit is obvious; you have to look harder for the worm hole.
G-d has only one natural Son; EVERYONE else is adopted.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/3/2008 8:05:37 PM
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DreadPirateRandy
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I'm offended that your milk moustache insults my cotton moustache.
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