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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 10:37:24 AM

myka

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Obviously, the tp was used outside of it's God-ordained purpose. It's no wonder that it decided to come unrolled as a consequence... Used in it's proper purpose, tp is a wonderful and beautiful thing. Repentance and reconciliation is needed.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 10:47:24 AM

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How many Hail Marys' and Our Fathers' are required as penance for this severity of sin?

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 10:57:22 AM

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Yeah, c'mon Kath, don't tease! Post a link so we can all be shocked or amazed.

I'll see if I can find it on youtube. Mr Whipple just died and they have a tribute commercial for him.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 11:27:25 AM

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I don't need to worry though. I have an artificial tree.

Umm, isn't it a wee bit uncomfortable?

Only if you go against the grain, as it is with any tree based product too.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 12:49:16 PM

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Kath,

Is >>THIS<< the tribute you were talking about?

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 12:58:02 PM

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Now that Mr. Whipple is in a big roll of charmin are we now loosed to squeeze the charmin?

Hmmm.....I know the scriptures say what is bound in Heaven will be bound on earth and what is loosed in Heaven will be loosed on earth....but I don't know if Mr. Whipple ever "loosed us".

I think (for me anyway) until I know for sure....I still won't squeeze the Charmin.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 1:16:51 PM

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Kath,

Is >>THIS<< the tribute you were talking about?

Thanks for the link Kim. I saw that but the commercial on tv starts with his birth and death dates and ends on how they will miss him.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 1:31:22 PM

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Oh ok, I haven't seen that one.
Hopefully you can find the link for us, I would like to see it.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 1:37:51 PM

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What happens if you squeeze the charmin and pull the tag off of a matress all in one day or worse at the same time?

You can repent by tthering them both while osme other things.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 1:48:21 PM

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What happens if you squeeze the charmin and pull the tag off of a matress all in one day or worse at the same time?

You can repent by tthering them both while osme other things.

HA!!!!!

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 1:57:18 PM

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 2:10:29 PM

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What happens if you squeeze the charmin and pull the tag off of a matress all in one day or worse at the same time?

You really live on the edge don't you?

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 2:22:18 PM

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I also go in through the out door.

Just an outlaw at heart huh?

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 2:33:04 PM

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Oh no you didn't!

Around here that is equal to not rinsing the bar of soap off after bathing or not lowering the toilet seat when exiting bathroom and is punishable by the "death glare".

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 2:39:17 PM

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Shh sometimes I squeeze the tothpaste in the middle.

A scofflaw.

Scofflaw is so much fun to say and I don't get much opportunity to use it.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 3:02:35 PM

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Rinse the bar of soap? After what, scrubbing it with another bar of soap?

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 5:07:23 PM

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Why don't you mount the dispenser vertically?

Seems like I could hurt myself trying that.

Hmmm, I think that we might use the dispenser differently.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 6:28:15 PM

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I can't remember the last time I used a bar of soap. I use liquid.

I almost posted after the first sentence and then thought better of it.

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 7:10:39 PM

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I can't remember the last time I used a bar of soap. I use liquid.

I almost posted after the first sentence and then thought better of it.

LOL

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RE: HELP - rogue toilet paper. - 12/5/2007 8:16:50 PM

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Obviously, the tp was used outside of it's God-ordained purpose. It's no wonder that it decided to come unrolled as a consequence... Used in it's proper purpose, tp is a wonderful and beautiful thing. Repentance and reconciliation is needed.

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How many Hail Marys' and Our Fathers' are required as penance for this severity of sin?

1. abstain from further improper use of tp
2. to make sure that tp is properly valued; tther after each use...
3. 4 Hail Mary's and Our Father's for each improper use

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