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What's the funniest thing that ever happened to you? - 8/10/2008 9:06:12 PM
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keeperofpeace
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Do you have a practical joker in the family? has something funny or embarrassing ever happened to you that you would like to share? Tell us, we would love to know.... Keep it clean of course...lol...
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RE: What's the funniest thing that ever happened to you? - 8/10/2008 9:11:51 PM
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keeperofpeace
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For years I worked the night shift and getting sleep in the daytime is a challenge in it's own with three small children in the house. One day I was in deep sleep and my three year old daughter had drawn on the bottom of my feet with a red magic marker.
When it was time to get up for work I had jumped in the shower... the next thing I saw was the water under my feet turning blood red.... Oh my God I thought, I was bleeding to death....after screaming and yelling for help from my wife we soon discovered that my daughter had colored my feet... To this day I still chuckle to myself when I see a red magic marker....lol...
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RE: What's the funniest thing that ever happened to you? - 8/14/2008 9:09:20 AM
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SonInMe1
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One of the funniest thing I experienced was at a retreat with our men's group.
We played fluffy bunny...ya stuff your mouth with marshmallows and say fluffy bunny. The winner is the one who has the most marshmallows in his mouth who can still say fluffy bunny.
Who won? A retired highschool principle, now pastor, very reserved and conservative...it was hilarious.
I think he did like...15?
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You adulterous people, don't you know that friendship with the world is hatred toward God? Anyone who chooses to be a friend of the world becomes an enemy of God.
James 4:4
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RE: What's the funniest thing that ever happened to you? - 8/15/2008 4:06:59 AM
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DreadPirateRandy
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There was two instances that involved one of my fears: coulrophobia (fear of clowns)
I was admitting to one of my friends, while heading back to his house, about my annoyance/hatred/fear of clowns. Just as I explained to him, out of the corner of my eye comes this motorcycle towards us. Behold, it was a motorcyclist dressed as a sadistic clown, and as this motorclownist passed, it seemed like time stood still in terror. Do NOT ever admit your coulrophobia or a sadistic clown will find you.
Second instance revolved around the same admittance. Hours prior, I let my friends know of this clown thing I had, the conversation began from a clown magnet my youth pastor had on his refrigerator. Another one of my friends had brought over a box of brownies that night. Well, we played Risk until the wee hours of the morning, so everyone is delusional and delirious from the sleepiness. Everyone gets ready to leave, and my youth pastor walks up and asks if I would like the last brownie. "Sure", I said. I open up the box, reach my hand in, only to be stared deathly into the face by this horrible clown magnet I had seen earlier. I crawled into the corner rocking to and fro. Meanwhile, my friends are rolling on the floor laughing. This lasts for a good 10-15 minutes.
Principle of the stories: clowns are the devil.
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