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Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/24/2009 1:07:03 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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(I copy/pasted this from the last thread.)
you can go swimming at a beach. the water's cold and dirty, but you can go swimming there.
I wish I wasn't committed to babysitting today. dh is away and he usually does a lot of guy stuff with them.
*Poof* you're not committed to babysitting...cuz you've lost your mind and you're now committed to a mental hospital.
I wish I had a coffee maker. My last one broke and I never got around to getting a new one.
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/25/2009 2:29:01 AM
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still4gvn
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poof.....you have a coffee maker: a teen age barrister who makes great coffee but leaves your kitchen a mess and hogs your tv.
I wish I had a new pair of walking shoes that fit right and looked good.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/25/2009 7:32:39 AM
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makarizo
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*poof* YOU CAN!!!! You send her a great big extra yummy cookie, and when she receives it, she tears open the package, not hesitating to sink her teeth into it, ...... she enjoys one bite, and then falls over dead from some rare tropical fungus that was on the special imported chocolate chips.
I wish dryer would start working again.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/26/2009 3:44:20 AM
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Annie64
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POOF! You've found someone to cook dinner for you! It's your neighbor's 5-year-old. She's a prodigy when it comes to making messes and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but she hasn't got the cleaning up thing figured out yet.
I wish my work place could finally get rid of the bugs. It used to be roly poly bugs. Now it's roly poly bugs, crickets, ants, and other unidentified insects.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/26/2009 1:07:41 PM
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allisonbrett
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*POOF* the bugs are gone only because the rats and mice have moved in.
I wish I was on a cruise this week...
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/26/2009 9:01:43 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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...you're on a cruise...but, it'd called the "The Poseidon Adventure" cruise and it lives up to it's name.
I wish I could find some fun people to hang out with...everyone around here's grumpy lately.
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/26/2009 9:40:38 PM
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still4gvn
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poof....the circus comes to town. they're lots of fun and invite you to join their troupe, but soon you find yourself drunk and on the highwire.
I wish I hadn't wasted most of Saturday in bed with a headache.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/27/2009 12:34:52 AM
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Chrystal-J-007
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*Poof* you didn't waste Saturday in bed with a headache...you waste it sleeping on a park bench cuz you just got evicted.
I wish "Mr. Right" would knock on my door wish some roses and tickets to a moon-lit cruise.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/27/2009 2:18:47 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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*Poof* it gets warm enough to swim, but you can't find your bathing suit cuz your husband was trying to be nice and cleaned the whole house (by grabbing things and throwing them out).
I wish I could get motived to start getting ready for church early.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/28/2009 4:03:05 AM
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Annie64
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POOF! You are motivated to get to church early. You get to church so early that no one else is there and you set off the burglary alarm when you try to go in. You don't know the password when I call, (that seriously is my job!), so I call the police. You are arrested and have to spend the morning at the police station explaining that you are a parishioner, and not a burglar, and miss the church service altogether. But the good news is that when I dispatch the police on a burglary alarm and the police actually arrest someone, my company gives me and my co-worker each a $30 bonus! 
I wish I knew for sure if my children are genuine Christians, or are just simply not rebellious. They are great kids, and my 19-yo is definitely a believer, but the younger two (16 and 14) just don't ever talk about the Lord, at least not to me, and I see troubling tendencies in them.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/28/2009 12:39:03 PM
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still4gvn
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poof...they commit themselves to Jesus and show fruit, but it takes a few years so you'll just have to wait.
I wish our friend who house-shares with us would give up smoking - she's trying (and only smokes outside)
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/28/2009 1:26:35 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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*Poof* she quits smoking...but starts drinking 100 proof whisky. She now stays up all night singing and crying to herself.
I wish my son would get his own apartment. He wants to be "on his own" and talks about it constantly.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/29/2009 12:46:50 PM
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still4gvn
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poof... he gets his own apartment with a girl from a cult and her 5 kids
I wish I had a gardener and the money to pay them.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/29/2009 1:23:27 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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*Poof* you have a gardener and the money to pay him. But he keeps trimming your hedges into pagan gods and then kneeling before them in front of your neighbors.
I wish someone would organize the stuff in my attic.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/29/2009 4:56:38 PM
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allisonbrett
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*Poof* everything is organized but you STILL cannot find a thing!
I wish my husband would take me to dinner tonight. I'm too tired to cook.
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A work in progress so please be patient, God is still working on me. Ouch, it sure is painful!
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/29/2009 5:03:35 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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*Poof* he takes you out to eat at a sleazy diner and you accidentally bite into a cockroach.
I wish the leaves would turn colors for fall already.
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/30/2009 5:37:04 PM
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still4gvn
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ugh gross. poor Allison.
poof ... a snow storm hits Detroit and the leaves instantly turn and then fall off.
I wish the people who come for Bible study didn't have so many serious problems. Sometimes I feel overwhelmed.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 9/30/2009 8:46:57 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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*Poof* the bible study class isn't so serious with their problems. They lighten up by drinking wine and acting out the musical "Annie" (except none of them can sing).
I wish there was something good to watch on TV tonight...I'm bored and I can't find anything to watch.
edit: change run-on sentence (grammer)
< Message edited by Chrystal-J-007 -- 9/30/2009 8:55:59 PM >
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Ruin A Wish Part II - 10/1/2009 11:43:30 AM
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still4gvn
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sounds exactly like something he would do - and has done - but I finally got him trained to ask first. And now we're renting the spare room to a friend, so I don't have to worry about that (I did)
poof...a roofing company comes and does all the work and replaces everything. Then they realize they went to the wrong house, so they pull it all off and leave a mess. But they do leave a big blue tarp over your house to keep the rain out.
I wish dh's brother wouldn't need him to come back again in a week - that the bone marrow continues to take well and he doesn't need someone there.
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