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Marketing of Christianity - 8/14/2008 11:00:22 AM   
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Here are some weird and idiotic ways that all things Christian are Marketed.

Prophetic Awareness Soap

Holy Drinking Water

Eat Your Way to Holiness

Adam and Eve Coffee Mug

Football Jesus Bobblehead

Messiah Mints


Do you have any examples that either make you laugh, make you angry, or make your stomach turn?

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/14/2008 11:05:08 AM   
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Lord, have mercy, what will they come up with next???

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/14/2008 11:07:24 AM   
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I don't have any examples of my own - I'm too afraid of what I might find to actually go out and look for it.

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/14/2008 11:23:09 AM   
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Would certain things be acceptable if all proceeds were used in a mission outreach program?

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/14/2008 12:02:27 PM   
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Well, they all made me want to vomit...................................

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/14/2008 12:23:10 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Soxfan

Here are some weird and idiotic ways that all things Christian are Marketed.

Prophetic Awareness Soap

Holy Drinking Water

Eat Your Way to Holiness

Adam and Eve Coffee Mug

Football Jesus Bobblehead

Messiah Mints


Do you have any examples that either make you laugh, make you angry, or make your stomach turn?


Soxfan, I am nearly to the conclusion thet you have way too much time on your hands.

Great post anyway.

Thanks
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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/14/2008 2:29:28 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: rcjames

quote:

ORIGINAL: Soxfan

Here are some weird and idiotic ways that all things Christian are Marketed.

Prophetic Awareness Soap

Holy Drinking Water

Eat Your Way to Holiness

Adam and Eve Coffee Mug

Football Jesus Bobblehead

Messiah Mints


Do you have any examples that either make you laugh, make you angry, or make your stomach turn?


Soxfan, I am nearly to the conclusion thet you have way too much time on your hands.

Great post anyway.

Thanks
RC


Hey, my post tally is nowhere near some of the others here

BTW, here's s'more:

This one takes the cake - Jesus Shot Glass

Mix n Match Virgin Mary Fridge Magnets

Jesus is my Wingman

Astronaut Jesus

Trinity Energy Drink

Bible Jelly Beans

Jesus Air Freshener

Jesus Pez Dispenser

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/14/2008 2:32:54 PM   
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I've got to stop reading this thread. It's giving me hives.

Does anyone have Bible Benadryl on sale yet?

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/14/2008 2:37:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lapidoth

Well, they all made me want to vomit...................................


Incidentally, I did not endorse any of this garbage. I was just curious to know if anyone thought there is a marketing concept that would be acceptable in the circumstances I stated.

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/14/2008 2:38:59 PM   
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I've got to stop reading this thread. It's giving me hives.

Does anyone have Bible Benadryl on sale yet?


No, but if you need to cover those hives, there's always Jesus Band-Aids

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/14/2008 2:39:03 PM   
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Or Consecrated Calamine?

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/14/2008 2:40:21 PM   
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I'm leaving now to go find a completely secular emergency room.

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/14/2008 2:44:13 PM   
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I'm leaving now to go find a completely secular emergency room.


ROFLOL!!!!

Sorry for your injury, but thanks for the laugh!

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/14/2008 2:55:32 PM   
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::giggles::

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/14/2008 4:47:57 PM   
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Jesus Toiletries

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/14/2008 5:00:52 PM   
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Soxfan,

Clearly you are opposed to selling of prayer cloths and holy water. I just was wondering: (1) you oppose these things because they are objects whose peddlers purport can "do" something, like bring healing, holiness, more money, more anointing, etc.; or (2) you oppose any merchandising, for profit, of anything Christian, including the hundreds of thousands of Christian books, music, and movies, and the sundry prayer cloths, anointing oils, holy waters, super-anointed ultra-prophetic prayer shawls, etc.?

I am guessing that it's (1) but not (2). Correct me if I'm wrong.

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/14/2008 11:03:13 PM   
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(1) you oppose these things because they are objects whose peddlers purport can "do" something, like bring healing, holiness, more money, more anointing, etc.


I know this is not addressed to me, but I have an answer. Only God can do those things.

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/15/2008 12:33:26 AM   
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Holy Hotcakes!

Discounted bulk orders available.

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/15/2008 8:07:35 AM   
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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/15/2008 8:27:44 AM   
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Soxfan,

Clearly you are opposed to selling of prayer cloths and holy water. I just was wondering: (1) you oppose these things because they are objects whose peddlers purport can "do" something, like bring healing, holiness, more money, more anointing, etc.; or (2) you oppose any merchandising, for profit, of anything Christian, including the hundreds of thousands of Christian books, music, and movies, and the sundry prayer cloths, anointing oils, holy waters, super-anointed ultra-prophetic prayer shawls, etc.?

I am guessing that it's (1) but not (2). Correct me if I'm wrong.


Very good question. I am not opposed to the selling of Christian books, music, movies, etc. However, those things should not be lumped in with the stuff that is peddled by greedly "pulpit pimps" like prayer cloths, prayer shawls, anointed waters, etc

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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/15/2008 10:56:13 AM   
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I agree with you on you last statement Sox.
I was watching because I was having a hard time sleeping this morning. So I got up at 2:30 EDT and waited until 4:00 on BET shows that they show at that time. Which they were pushing the issue that if you bought these things you would have God going around doing great things for you. Again the simple ploy of you give a thousand and you will recieve ten thousand. Like one lady on one of the shows, said that she in one day through that method of that way, got seventy thousand dollars out of God. That if I recall the mailman and everone else was coming to her doorstep.
In another one was that this lady and gentlman was rubbing the anointed stuff all over the body where their was pain and it would go away. They kind a reminded me of informational commercials which are seen at that time on most stations.
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RE: Marketing of Christianity - 8/16/2008 2:43:09 PM   
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I agree with you on you last statement Sox.
I was watching because I was having a hard time sleeping this morning. So I got up at 2:30 EDT and waited until 4:00 on BET shows that they show at that time. Which they were pushing the issue that if you bought these things you would have God going around doing great things for you. Again the simple ploy of you give a thousand and you will recieve ten thousand. Like one lady on one of the shows, said that she in one day through that method of that way, got seventy thousand dollars out of God. That if I recall the mailman and everone else was coming to her doorstep.
In another one was that this lady and gentlman was rubbing the anointed stuff all over the body where their was pain and it would go away. They kind a reminded me of informational commercials which are seen at that time on most stations.


Despite Hudlin taking over the network a few years ago, BET is still a half way house for those preachers who are rejected by mainstream christian televison. The Word network does this stuff too, accepting those preachers who sell their wares.

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